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Theremin Jokes

I bought a theremin

But I haven’t touched it in years.

I’m sorry to anyone who gets it.

I’m thinking of throwing my theremin away...

I don’t even touch it

I think I'm going to sell my theremin

I haven't touched it in ages...

I need to give my Theremin away,

It just does't get touched

I've always wanted a Theremin

But I could never get my hands on one.

The best Theremin player in the world

Doesn’t even have to touch his instrument.

I'm positive that there's something slightly off about the sound of this theremin...

...but I just can't put my finger on it.

I tried to bond with my son by teaching him how to play the theremin.

My wife didn't think it was a hands-on activity.

Being a musician is great for travelling and meeting new people. Throughout my career I have met amazing humans.

Once I met this Italian opera singer, amazing gal. Some other time an irish theremine player. But the other day I met a polish sound engineer. And a czech one too. And a czech one too. And a czech one too.

Two great musicians hated each other

And after years of always being compared to one another, they finally decided to have a duet of guitars to see which was the better player. They carefully selected an audience of musical experts, and with that they played.

After a fifteen minutes duet, the vote was cast. Amazingly, the result...

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