Theremin Jokes - 10 Hilarious Theremin Jokes

I bought a theremin

But I haven’t touched it in years.

I’m sorry to anyone who gets it.

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I’m thinking of throwing my theremin away...

I don’t even touch it

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I think I'm going to sell my theremin

I haven't touched it in ages...

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I need to give my Theremin away,

It just does't get touched

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I've always wanted a Theremin

But I could never get my hands on one.

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The best Theremin player in the world

Doesn’t even have to touch his instrument.

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I'm positive that there's something slightly off about the sound of this theremin...

...but I just can't put my finger on it.

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I tried to bond with my son by teaching him how to play the theremin.

My wife didn't think it was a hands-on activity.

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Being a musician is great for travelling and meeting new people. Throughout my career I have met amazing humans.

Once I met this Italian opera singer, amazing gal. Some other time an irish theremine player. But the other day I met a polish sound engineer. And a czech one too. And a czech one too. And a czech one too.

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Two great musicians hated each other

And after years of always being compared to one another, they finally decided to have a duet of guitars to see which was the better player. They carefully selected an audience of musical experts, and with that they played.

After a fifteen minutes duet, the vote was cast. Amazingly, the result...

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