The waitress at the restaurant was obviously a massive Ska fan.
She kept trying to tell us about The Specials.
A salesman walks into a bar and and asks the female bartender what the specials are...
She says it’s $5 for a club sandwich and $20 for a bj. Salesman looks at her and and asks her “do you give hand jobs?” To which she responds “Yes that’s $15.”
Salesman looks and her, slips her a $10 and says “that’s $5 for the sandwich and another $5 for you to wash your hands before you mak...
A man and a woman sat down at a table to eat
I go up to them, ask what they would like to drink, and inform them of the specials tonight, the specials being a T-bone steak, or tilapia.
I take their orders and get them their drinks. A few minutes later, the chef signals that the orders are done.
Sitting on the delivery tray are 3...
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