What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
When I was younger I went to church to see the Resurrection.
All I ended up seeing was the Revs. Erection.
The reverend John Flapps spots a female member of his congregation staggering drunkenly...
along the street. He tries to assist her but they stumble and he falls on top of her. A passing policeman comes up and says "Oi mate, you can't do that in the street"
The Rev replies "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps."
To which the cop replies, "Well, if you're in that far, you ...
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