It was a tough morning on the Omaha beach, and the landing of the Allied troops was not going well. The beach was riddled with obstacles and mines, and the German gunfire was relentless.
Suddenly, the Allied men notice a man emerging from the waters. “I can help you”, he declares in deep voic...
Biden to Putin: Stop planning the invasion of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea River.
Russia is invading Finland
During the invasion a Russian general and his troops come to a hill.
They hear a voice shouting: "One Fin can beat ten Russians!"
The general laughs about it and sends ten of his troops to go kill whoever is on the other side of the hill. There is alot of noise and shooting and after ...
I am a Canadian General planning the invasion of the USA
We can reschedule if it is inconvenient for you guys
Why was the entire world late to work today?
Due to the invasion in Ukraine and widespread sanctions, everyone stopped Russian.
Proof that war is great for the economy
Right before the invasion of Ukraine, I had a mere $25 in my back account. Just a week later I’m a billionaire.
Putin brings a flight attendant back to his dacha
While attending tea with an airline workers union, Russian president Putin notices one flight attendant hanging on his every word. He compliments her on her patriotism and brings her back for a tour of his dacha.
When they get there she says to him, “how about I be the Ukraine, and you invade...
The king wanted to invade a neighboring country and gathered his entire court to advise him.
Every one of his advisors said the invasion was a bad idea, but the king went ahead and did it anyway - and it was just barely a success!
This proves that a leader is just a little greater than a court.
In 1240 CE, the Mongols invaded Tibet
... and the Tibetan leader, Lama Sakya Pandita, marshaled all able-bodied men in Lhasa to repel the invasion. Commoners, nobility and peasants answered the summons, but Sakya's own monks hesitated. After all, they had all taken vows of nonviolence, and had not harmed so much as a fly since their i...
A joke my Polish friend loved.
[Full of errors I'm sure. On to the brilliant joke.]
A polish farmeris tilling his field. It's another beautiful spring day when suddenly his plough hits something. Upon inspection he sees that it's some sort of golden lamp. He dusts it off and a genie comes out of it and says to the humble p...
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