The Dome Jokes - 7 Hilarious The Dome Jokes

Waiting game

A policeman, patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot, saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.

Stopping to investigate, he walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The ...

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

The Olympics of who has more children.

A battle between an American, a Brit, and a Filipino.

It's a competition of who has the most number of children the story of how the Filipino beat the American and a Brit.

It's the Olympics and a lot of audience gathered in a dome, a massive 80,000-seater oval dome. All seats are...

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Why aren't pregnant women lonely in Japan?

Because they get to hang out with all the edemames.

You want OC? That's fresh off the dome

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Remember guys; if you are getting a blowjob in the car

A true Gentleman turns on the Dome Light

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A joke my dad's friend told me when I was way too young

Going off the dome for this one but it's been burned in my head since I was 8; apologies if it's been told before (couldn't find a direct post). Also, this joke, is uh, from a different era? Apologies again.

There was a woman who found herself recently single after her abusive husband suddenl...

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The Mexican Restaurant.

I was working in South Texas on the border, and my coworker and I decided to drive in to Mexico to watch an authentic bullfight. It was in a small, semi-pro ring. We watched amateurs and semi pro matadors fighting, and actually killing, the bulls. It was brutally fascinating. The final fight was...

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