According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half-human, half-horse doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What did King Midas say to the centaur?
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
The centaur didn't want to settle down with just one mate
He was ponyamorous.
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Why did the centaur never get a singing career?
He was a bit hoarse.
Why did no one believe a word the centaur said?
They thought it was satyr.
A thirsty man comes to a bar, but the bouncer is a centaur and won't let him in.
The centaur says, "This bar is for hybrid creatures only. For example, my father was a man and my mother was a horse. I just let in a griffin because his father was a lion and his mother was an eagle."
The man thinks fast and says, "OK, then let me in. My father was the Minotaur, and my mothe...
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I started a new job this week.
On my first day it was my co-worker Frank's birthday; we gathered around his desk to sing happy birthday and share a cake.
Just as we finished singing the office door slammed open.
In strides a creature: upper body of a man, lower body of a hors...
A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, “Are you singing karoake tonight?” Horse replies, “Neigh, I don’t like being the centaur of attention.”
Lately I've been feeling a little invisible and have decided that to get noticed, I will have my legs removed and replaced with a horse's body...
...That way, wherever I go, I will be the centaur of attention.
Where does a person end and a horse start?
At the centaur.
Used to know this guy who always tried to draw attention to the fact he was half-horse.
Never could stop being the centaur of attention.
My friend looked me dead in the eyes and went "Imagine if you were half horse."
"You would be the centaur of attention."
There's a centaur walking around in a hazmat suit.
He's from the Centaurs for disease control.
Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?
It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actual...
What do you call a talkative man-horse?
The centaur of attention.
In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine
One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.
He was a big believer in herd immunity.
That half man, half horse...
Did you hear about the half man, half horse causing a ruckus downtown last night? He was kicking over trash cans, yelling at people, just going crazy. The cops finally showed up, calmed him down, and asked "Why are you doing this?" Apparently he wanted to be the centaur of attention.
I got pretty sick last week, and then a centaur showed up!
He said he was the Centaur for Disease Control.
A man and a woman are out to dinner at a fancy restaurant
Right around when the appetizers they hear a loud sound like galloping hooves on the marble floor.
They both turn to see a half-man half-horse jogging around the restaurant
Eventually it stops running and stands at attention.
They stare
A loud trumpet sounds and the Head ...
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