Tattoos Jokes

Now I have really sore Naples. But other than that, it turned out pretty Nice.

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She
also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman then instruc... read more

Because from a distance they look like hares

Sometimes she needs a shoulder to crayon.

They're disgusted by his haircut, tattoos, and piercings. Later, when he leaves, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy."

"Oh, please, mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"

No one expects the Spanish ink precision.

It shows a history of poor decision making which generally works in my favor.

You think they are permanent, but they can easily be removed with a laser.

'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist.

'Why of course!'

'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.'

'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up on the... read more

Looking back at my many tattoos, I’m glad I never did the whole flames on the arms thing. . .

There’s too many places that don’t allow firearms inside.

A mistake.

"Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy.

She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of al... read more

I’m 5’9” without.

The right arm is done like those flames you see on old hot rods and the left is done to look like the flames of hell.

First night with the new tatts, he went to a pub wearing a singlet to show off his new art, but was refused entry....

No fire arms allowed.

For example, you'll never need to worry about finding a job

It shows you can sit in one spot for hours while tiny needles are jabbed into your skin, which is what every meeting I've ever been in feels like.

Because they like to vandalize government property.

I guess sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to crayon.

Credit u/HugoZHackenbush2

They're all tribal.

Shade in the summer.

Warmth in the winter.

Moving pictures all year long.

Now they make me lattes.