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I had to get a Mastectomy last year...

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

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If I have to have a mastectomy, I'm opting for a beautifullly sculpted mahogany replacement.

That'd be nice, wooden tit.

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That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy...

wooden tit.

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What do you call Nicholas Cage after a double mastectomy?

Nipple-less Cage

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I am over 18

There was once a woman who held a funeral for her boob after a mastectomy

The tombstone said "Breast In Peace"

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My dad won the industry award for best surgical oncologist.

They said his mastectomy work was breastaking.

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Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

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My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...

Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.

Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...

...

Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...

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