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Mastectomy Jokes

I had to get a Mastectomy last year...

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

If I have to have a mastectomy, I'm opting for a beautifullly sculpted mahogany replacement.

That'd be nice, wooden tit.

That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy...

wooden tit.

What do you call Nicholas Cage after a double mastectomy?

Nipple-less Cage

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There was once a woman who held a funeral for her boob after a mastectomy

The tombstone said "Breast In Peace"

My dad won the industry award for best surgical oncologist.

They said his mastectomy work was breastaking.

My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...

Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.

Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...

...

Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...

Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

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