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Accordian Jokes

What do you call a Native American ghost who plays accordian?

Polkahauntus

How do Polka musicians improvise?

They adjust accordianly.

Survey says

Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

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A Brit walks into a bar in Mississippi.

The bartender, taking note of the man's rather non-local appearance, shook his head and handed the man a beer - he didn't want to be at the butt-end of some lame joke.

The other bargoers, however, didn't seem to have the same inclination, and so began pestering the Brit.

"Well lookie h...

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