Talking Animal Jokes

A kangaroo goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink." So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to the kangaroo, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar bill. Well, now t... read more

A ventriloquist cowboy finds an Indian tribe and decides to play a trick on the Indian Chief. While the cowboy is talking to the chief, a dog walks up. The Cowboy says to the chief, "Do you mind if I talk to your dog?" The chief, with a puzzled look, agrees. The cowboy asked the dog if the chief tak... read more