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I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.

It's pretty straight to the point.

A friend of mine asked for my opinion on his displacement obsession.

‘Whatever floats your boat’

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to measure the volume of a basketball

The mathematician grabs a cord to measure its circumference and from there works out its volume.

The physicist pushes the basketball into a bucket of water and measures the water displacement.

The engineer looks it up on the catalog.

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.

The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his "Red-Rubber-Ball" table.

My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back ....

I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement.

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