Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Because there are too many chee-tahs

I'll see your dad joke an raise you one

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many chee-tahs

What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

WAH-TAH!

What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WAH-TAH!

What does Bruce from Jaws put on his toast?

Buh-tah. Buh-tah. Buh-tah tah-tah

What does Bruce Lee drink after a hard work out?

Wa-TAH!!

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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her first-grade class.

"Class," she said, "what were the first words Jesus said when he walked out of the tomb on Easter morning?"

A little girl waved her hand excitedly. "Ooh! Ooh! I know!" she said. "Pick me! Pick me!"

The teach smiled and said, "All right, Susie. What did Jesus say when he walked out...

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