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What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

WAH-TAH!
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What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WAH-TAH!
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What does Bruce from Jaws put on his toast?

Buh-tah. Buh-tah. Buh-tah tah-tah
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What does Bruce Lee drink after a hard work out?

Wa-TAH!!
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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her first-grade class.

"Class," she said, "what were the first words Jesus said when he walked out of the tomb on Easter morning?"

A little girl waved her hand excitedly. "Ooh! Ooh! I know!" she said. "Pick me! Pick me!"

The teach smiled and said, "All right, Susie. What did Jesus say when he walked out...

I'll see your dad joke an raise you one

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many chee-tahs
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