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Wah Jokes

A woman had three young daughters...

One day, the first daughter came to her and said "Mama, how did I get my name?"

"Well, the day you were born, a beautiful lily flower floated in through the window and landed on your head, so we named you Lily."

The second daughter asks "Mama, how did I get my name?"

"Well, the ...

What is Kirk Hammett’s Favorite Dog?

The Chiwahwah

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There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.

On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.

During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Jap...

Mt favourite joke: Why does Edward Woodward (actor) have so many "D" 's in his name?

Because otherwise he'd be Eh-wah Woo-wah:P

Our infant son is quite disturbed

He keeps crying "OH WAH AH AH AH"

Doctor: Say ahh

Me: OOO WAH AH AH AH!

Doctor: It appears you are down with the sickness.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

Wah-taaaaaaaaaaa

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Trump

If you had told me back in 1982 that Donald Trump was going to be President one day, I'd Probably say, "Wah" and Shit my pants, because I'd be a Baby.

The very first joke I ever learned as a kid.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer.

(Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)

My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore...

They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadtrombone.com/)

What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WAH-TAH!

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Felippe Feloppe ...

wah wah

What’s Waluigi’s favorite fruit?

Wah-termelon

how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

ask each one to pronounce the word "unionized"



wah waaahhh

Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan

'We need to build a wah'

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First day on the job.

Fresh out of journalism school, the rookie journalist bounds up to the editor hungry for a story to go after.

The editor says I'll give you an easy one for your first day. Go out into the community and bring me back a feel good human interest story. We need a bit of cheering up!

The r...

King Arthur

King Arthur is heading off to war, but he’s a bit worried about Guinevere alone in the castle with some rowdy knights. So he goes to Merlin who shows him a chastity belt. The problem is it has a large hole in the most important spot. “This won’t work,” he says. Just then Merlin takes a stick and...

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