What is Kirk Hammett’s Favorite Dog?

The Chiwahwah

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If you had told me back in 1982 that Donald Trump was going to be President one day, I'd Probably say, "Wah" and Shit my pants, because I'd be a Baby.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?


Doctor: Say ahh


Doctor: It appears you are down with the sickness.

Mt favourite joke: Why does Edward Woodward (actor) have so many "D" 's in his name?

Because otherwise he'd be Eh-wah Woo-wah:P

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First day on the job.

Fresh out of journalism school, the rookie journalist bounds up to the editor hungry for a story to go after.

The editor says I'll give you an easy one for your first day. Go out into the community and bring me back a feel good human interest story. We need a bit of cheering up!

The r...

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[NSFW]Did you know that when you stick your dick in a vacuum....and turn it on to reverse...

they'll kick you out of Sears?

Someone wrote in the comment jumping on my ass about nit giving credit. I heard this on Conan last night by comedian Matt Donaher. I wasn't stealing the guys joke. I'd never seen anyone on here giving credit to people they hear the jokes from. And because ...

What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?


What’s Waluigi’s favorite fruit?


King Arthur

King Arthur is heading off to war, but he’s a bit worried about Guinevere alone in the castle with some rowdy knights. So he goes to Merlin who shows him a chastity belt. The problem is it has a large hole in the most important spot. “This won’t work,” he says. Just then Merlin takes a stick and...

The very first joke I ever learned as a kid.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer.

(Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)

My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore...

They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadtrombone.com/)

Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan

'We need to build a wah'

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Felippe Feloppe ...

wah wah

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