I'm lactose intolerant, but I still eat chees because I'm not a barbarian.

I'm a cultured man

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Because there are too many chee-tahs

The Pacific island demigod Chee-sah...

The Pacific island demigod Chee-sah was always depicted in wooden carvings with nothing on from the waist down (except sandals), much to the distress of Christian missionaries who served there. Their urging of the locals to cover the statute’s lower half devolved into piteous begging as they tried t...

I'll see your dad joke an raise you one

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many chee-tahs

What is Michael Jackson's favorite lunchtime meal?

Grilled Chee-heese

My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...

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