The French man says to the German, “In France, we have fun by going to the park, eating bread with cheese, and mocking tourists. What is it that you Germans do for fun?” The German replied, “In Germany we ride the autobahn, visit historical sites, and learn about the world.” “Pah!”, the French man s...
Putin, Trump, and Merkel are taking a walk on the beach
Trumps looks out on Ocean and says: "You know, we have Submarines that can sty underwater for 3 Months. "
Putin replies : "Pah, thats nothing! Our subs can stay underwater for half a year."
Merkel wants to say something, but then a Submarine dives up on the Beach. A guy jumps out and y...
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Trump, Putin and Merkel were standing at the North Sea and arguing which country has the best submarines...
Trump, Putin and Merkel were standing at the North Sea and arguing which country has the best submarines.
Trump: "Our submarines are the best! They can stay under water for 4 months without the need to refuel!"
Putin: "Pah! That's nothing! Our submarines can stay under water for 1 year...
How to speak Chinese
That's not right..................................Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me asap......................................Kum Hia Nao
Stupid man........................................Dum Gai
Small horse....
Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin, and the Oort Cloud are riding on a train.
Fidel Castro pulls an expensive Cuban cigar out of his pocket, lights it, and then throws it out the window after only a few puffs. Vladimir Putin and the Oort Cloud are both surprised by this and ask "what are you doing, Fidel? That's an expensive cigar!" To which Castro responds, "in your country/...
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