The dog is sitting there furiously licking his balls.
Another man walks past and says “jees I wish I could do that!”
The first man says, “yeah well I’d pat him first”.
Does your Dog bite?
A man walks in and sits at the Bar. he looks around the room and notices a bloke sitting at the other end of the Bar with a massive dog sitting on the seat next to him. He walks over and says "Jees, that's gotta be the biggest Dog I've ever seen" the bloke nods in agreement. He then asks "...
What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?
Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!
Soon, usernames will be passed in families as a legacy
"Son, there's something i want you to have.., it's my username" "Oh jees, thanks dad ! " "You're welcome son, euh i mean SirSpankALot"
An atheist dies and goes to hell...
... The devil greets him there "Hey! Uhm... Welcome. Listen, you were born, raised and died an atheist. So I don't know which specific hell I should put you in. Tell you what, I'll show you some of the popular hells and let you pick one."
They enter a big gate and head to the nea...
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Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes
Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself.
He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hour...
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