A Marine was lost in the Amazon. He managed to find a river with a canoe on the banks. He jumped in and started paddling down the river to find a settlement and a way home. As he was paddling, God was in Heaven watching him. God said to an Angel "Watch that Marine row. He has been going for 3 d...
A magician has a good gig
A magician finds a profitable gig on a cruise ship. His show packs out every night and cruise audiences are always grateful and astonished.
Until one day the first mate brings a parrot on board. The problem is that the parrot ruins all the tricks. In the middle of his act it will squawk “Rah...
What do you call a depressed Oprah Winfrey?