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My girlfriend was being very suspicious so I followed her, and now I have a huge problem

I need some advice guys. Recently my gf has been receiving too many calls during very odd hours of the night. She has also been coming home very late saying that she was at a team building meeting at work. I called her boss, and he said they've not had any such meeting for the past month. So yesterd...

This is a really dumb joke but here it is. What do you call a person with no body and no nose

Nobody knows


Yeah this a really dumb joke plus I'm not that funny IK

What is the difference between like and love?

Spit and swallow.

what do people do if a furry nearly drowns

give them furs-taid


yeah its not that good ik

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I was doing some gardening when my friend asked me to go out and have a drink with him. I said no cause I was gardening. He said 'Come on

*BROS BEFORE HOES*

It's a shit joke ik dont bully me

Took my new girlfriend out......

...... to a restaurant last night,at the end of the evening I asked the waiter for the bill.
My girlfriend said, "Go Dutch."
I said, "Mag ik dan de rekening alstublieft?"

I once had to set up MS OneNote on my laptop......

My brother asked "Dad what is onenote?" and my dad explained this to him saying its like evernote where you can keep notes on your computer. Suddenly my brother asked " Wait, why is it called onenote not manynote if it can hold lots of notes?



yea im not that funny IK

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

He'll do it **Juan by Juan.** (So corny, IK.)

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A man is taking a hike

A man from Maine is taking a hike one morning. The Sun is up, the sky is clear, it was all in all a beautiful day. The man checks his phone for the time, and when he looks up he immediately noticed a change in both humidity and temperture. To his left is a sign welcoming him to Orlando! He decides t...

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