Che Jokes - 7 Hilarious Che Jokes

What did Che Guevara get stuck in his hair?

Guerrilla glue.

Cuban

I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

God said “Adam, I want you to do something for me"

Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do ?”

God said, “Go down into that valley”

Adam said, “What’s a valley ?”

God explained it to him. Then God said

“Cross the River."

Adam said, “What’s a river ?"

God explained that to him, and then said, ...

He used to be the village's chief, until he lost his eye...

Now he's just a chef.

What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite school subject?

Che-mystery

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Valentine's Day Gift!

A Frenchman, an Englishman and an Arab were being interviewed by a reporter with regard to what they bought their wives for Valentine's Day.

Frenchman - I bot ma wife un ring and a pair of gleuve, so if che don like ze ring che can coveur eet with ze gleuve.

Englishman - I bought my wi...

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A son of cancer patients talks to his dad.

"Dad, what's chemotherapy?"

"Well, in simple terms, it's where your mom is given drugs that stops cancer cells from growing and multiplying. That's where she is today to treat cancer."

"I see, and that's what you have to go through tomorrow, right?"

"No. I go through something a...

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