Several hundred years ago a young hispanic boy was born. His mother wanted to give him a name deserving of her little king. Unfortunately, without medication and in pain she screamed when telling the nurse the name she picked. So instead of Prince, riIINS is what she heard and so Rins was his name. ...
What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?
All rice, all rice, all rice
What’s a dreamer’s favorite drink?
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits til you hit puberty to come all over your face.
Different races need to be segregated.
I'm so sick of people combining biking, swimming and running and calling it one single race. "iTs A tRiAtHaLOn" shut up lmfao. Those are 3 different events, and should be treated as such.
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Old man Richard goes to bed
As Richard closed his eyes and dozed off, he suddenly found himself standing in front Heaven's Gates. Stunned in disbelief, Richard approaches Saint Peter in a panic.
"St. Peter! What happened, why am I in Heaven?"
"Well Richard, you've passed away in your sleep. From now on, the Gates...
So I was driving Uber tonight...
So I was driving Uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCC. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed....
Now. I didn't realize it while talking, but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me. I caught it, handed i...
A man walks into a gun store
He walks up to the clerk and asks him to see the biggest gun they have.
"Well what are you shooting?" The clerk asked
"What the hell kind of cans are you shooting?"
"All sorts of cans! Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans!"
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Sam, Harry and Stuttering Joe
Sam, who wanted to impress his friends, bought a new Scooter motorcyle. Deciding he wanted to show off his new toy he drove to meet his friends Harry and Joe. Upon arriving at their usual hangout spot he was greeted by laughter by his two friends who thought a scooter was goofy looking and incapable...
A man was going for a holiday to Acapulco, Mexico...
But since he does not speak any Spanish, he is a bit worried if he will be alright.
He talks to an old friend about his worries and the friend tells him "Don't worry! Spanish is not so hard to speak. Many words are similar to english, so if you just speak slowly enough, I'm sure they will und...