My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water'
I know he means well.
Native American name - a true story
25 years ago, I worked with a guy named Kee Smith (last name changed here... this is really a real story). Kee was sort of a crunchy granola type of European ancestry. Eventually, he told the story about his unusual name.
He said he was born on a reservation, and he was placed in a bassinet...
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Kee Ho
After a long night at the bar dirk wants to go home.
When he tries to get off of his chair he immediately falls to the ground, the person next to him (Kees) lifts dirk up and insisted on bringing him home. So Kees drags dirk to his car and starts driving.
The whole time dirk tries to say no but can’t get it out because of the pain. Once they a...
A man in a restaurant says to the waitress...
..."Hi can I have a quickie?" The waitress gives him a dirty look and walks off. She later approaches the table and the man asks: "Can I please have a quickie?" The waitress responds: "Sir, If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to have to call my manager over." and walks off again. The m...