What kind of bull has special pockets for his balls?
A pool-tay bull.
A perfect robbery
Three men are being chased by the police after robbing a store
They find a barn and run into quick, where they find 3 barrels
They each jump into a barrel
The police come into the barn and tap on each barrel
On the first barrel the officer taps
He hears "woof woof"...
What do I love more than part B?
Par-TAY!!
I was Washingtons of clothes when...
Adams-el in distress ran up to me and said her boyfriend Jefferson was being not nice and even though I was a bit Madison at the guy I couldn’t help but give her retreat, and boy, she was such a Monroe!
My friend Jack’s son decided to do a van burying on me I was having a leisurely drive. He ...
Three women escape execution and are on the run
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Night soon falls and they find refuge in a nearby farmhouse. The farmer, hearing the commotion, goes to investigate.
As he is poking around he is about to find the brunette, who is hiding in the cow pen. Thinking quickly, she says:
"...
A blond, a redhead and a brunette rob a bank...
The cops are close behind them when they run into a shed. Inside are some empty potato sacks.
"Quick," the brunette says, "hide in there." They all climb into the sacks just as the cops come in.
The cop walks up to the sack with the brunette and kicks it. "Meow!" she says. The cop ...
Three bank robbers: a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde...
Are trying to evade the police when they come across a farm. Being short on time and options, they all decide to hide in the barn. The redhead hides near the horses, the brunette hides near the cows, and the blonde hides in a pile of potatoes.
When the police come to search the barn, first t...
The Bank Robbery
A ginger, a brunette, and a blonde rob a bank. They make their getaway on foot, but the police are quick to arrive and make chase.
The bank robbers make a wrong turn down an alley and find themselves at a dead end. They furiously look around for a place to hide and see only 3 potato sacks. Th...
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