Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga …
And 100% of men don’t care.
A reporter surveys the common people
"What's your opinion on the hike in fuel prices?"
"I didn't know there was a hike. I always get fuel for 50 bucks and no one has asked for more"
Surveys have shown that..
6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy
So this British geologist is going over some old land surveys ...
and he sees an abandoned gold deposit. He compares it to a modern map, and sees that it's under a mall. He decides to break in and find the gold. Turns out that the store closest to the gold is an American clothing store. So late at night, he broke in and mined The Gap.
Which country likes surveys the most?
Poll-land
Surveys show people from Massachusetts go camping more than any other state.
Their destination usually includes one of Connecticut's many passing lanes.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
From my job tonight, doing phone surveys: "How would you describe your sexual orientation?"
"Horizontal -- but sometimes we like to switch it up."
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