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Supporting Jokes

On Kid Rock being seen recently drinking Bud Light despite his rant against their supporting trans people...

Sometimes you drink what you can afford.

I'd like to thank my legs for supporting me

My arms for always being by my side and my fingers... I could always count on them.

Today a woman knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave her a glass of water. I love supporting the comminity.

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Im really bad at supporting my friends

My buddy came to me today and said "some guy said I stink today"

I said "Like shit you do!"

Why are all Republicans supporting global warming?

Because they can’t wait to live in a world with no snowflakes.

My local Trump-supporting grocery store has stopped selling all pre-shredded cheeses

... they want to make America grate again

If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

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A Republican and Democratic congressman spot each other at Disney World with their respective families.

The Republican turns red from embarrassment.

“Look man, don’t tell any of my colleagues I was down here supporting *Disney.* They’ll eat me alive for supporting this woke company!”

The Democrat replies:

“Shit, you think I want anyone to know I was down here in Florida?”

Why are people supporting Donald Trump?

Because he has what plants crave; electrolytes.

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Wow Guys. I’m So Happy For You Supporting Me About Being Pansexual

I Love You All

"I knew you had it in you" said the supporting officer...

As he finished the cavity search.

Today, I saw 2 blind people fighting

Then I shouted: "I'm supporting the one with the knife", they both ran away.

I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business.

Here's the Amazon link to it!

I saw the clearest evidence in not supporting trump in the paper today

He eats his steak well done. With ketchup.

If you turn on disney channel then you're supporting kids' TV...

...but if Disney channel turns you on. then you need help.

Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime...

I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.

A life long union supporting man decides to take a trip to Vegas...

When he arrives he decides he is going to look into the brothels that he has heard about. He walks into one and calls the Madam over. "Is your brothel union? He asks. "Nope." replies the Madam. "What is the house cut?" He asks. "The house gets 70% and the girls get 30%" He shakes his head in d...

Why are all of the accountants supporting Hillary Clinton?

They want to save 20%.

I want to take the opportunity to thank France for supporting American independence

If it wasn't for the French, America would be speaking English right now

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