If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business.

Here's the Amazon link to it!

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Im really bad at supporting my friends

My buddy came to me today and said "some guy said I stink today"

I said "Like shit you do!"

Who cuts down the trees that get made into back-supporting chairs?

Lumbar-jacks

What do fans supporting The Culinary Institute of America cheer at their sporting events?

Die or Beat Us!

Recently people have been supporting MAPs on Twitter

I can't believe there's that many Cartographers.

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Customer satisfaction

Don't think I've seen this posted here so here goes

A company executive decided to have lunch at this restaurant with rave reviews. He sat down at a table and noticed that every waiter had a spoon in their shirt pocket. He called a waiter over to ask him about this.

'I noticed somethin...

Why are all Republicans supporting global warming?

Because they canโ€™t wait to live in a world with no snowflakes.

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Sherlock and Watson go camping

After a nice fire, roasting s'mores, and talking for a few hours, they finally crawl into their tent and go to sleep.

In the middle of the night, Sherlock shakes Watson awake. "Tell me Watson" he said "What can you deduce by looking at the stars?"

Watson, slightly puzzled, said "Well, ...

I'd like to thank my legs for supporting me

My arms for always being by my side and my fingers... I could always count on them.

I told my actor friend to break a leg...

.....but, I'm not worried, he'll have a supporting cast.

My local Trump-supporting grocery store has stopped selling all pre-shredded cheeses

... they want to make America grate again

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