Guy is backing out of a parking space and accidentally hits a car behind him
Guy who’s car got hit says “even I’m better than you at pulling out, and I got 3 kids!”
Why are women so bad at backing up their vehicles?
Because we're constantly lied to about how long 6 inches is.
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Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manage...
What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars?
Pita Parkour Parker with Parkinson’s parallel parking a Pontiac pulling a pick up truck.
What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars, while making rice?
I hit a cat backing out of my driveway
I’m surprised I didn’t see it. It was bright yellow, 50 feet, and weighed 40 tons.