Schrodinger’s cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it’s widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he’s rolling in his grave...

and not

Worker- Can I get a raise? Boss- Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment.

Worker- I don't get it !

Boss- That's right.

My old pastor was an outspoken advocate for Amazon.

I guess you could say he was a Prime minister.

Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence?

Because Hindus don't like beef

What do you call a bicyclist advocate?

A spokesperson

To play devil’s advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He’s sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

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Why is Gordon Ramsay such a big advocate for safe sex?

Because without a condom, it's fucking raw.

An animal rights advocate got really upset with me after I told them that I wash my dog with my own shampoo instead of pet shampoo...

...I reassured her that it had already been tested on animals.

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY

My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights...

My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it.

A scientist and the Catholic Pope were eating lunch together while discussing the latest news in scientific discovery.

Scientist: Right now, my research team is working on trying to clone insects using gene-replicating techniques.

Pope: That is very interesting! How far have you come along with it?

Scientist: We have engineered the cloning process, now we are going to execute our next phase which is ex...

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The Pope visits Alabama and sees two white guys pulling a black guy out of a river on a rope.

The pope orders the pope-mobile to stop and he gets out to praise the two guys for such an act of kindness and for breaking down racial boundaries in this modern society. He blesses the two men and says he will see them in heaven.
 

Cletus turns to Bobby Joe and asks *“who the fu...

Business can be generated any how!

An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.


He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colo...

My girlfriend created this joke earlier today and I found it hilarious!

A preacher, lawyer, a hired agent, and an alcoholic walk into a bar. The bartender asks each of them if they want a drink. The preacher responds "No, I'm an advocate for temperance."
The lawyer responds "No, I'm only here so that people can listen to my voice."
The hired agent responds "No, I...

What's the difference between Karl Marx and Donald Trump?

Trump only advocates the seizing of a *woman's* means of production

Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism...

I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing.

Why did the satanist become a lawyer?

He wanted to be the devil's advocate.

Lawyers and Loopholes

To all my Advocate Friends
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...

Ordered 2 drinks
and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them...
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...

The lawyer...