What do dwarf and antivax advocates have in common?

\#ShortLivesMatter

I don’t think there’s anything worse than a devils advocate.

Or do I?

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The Bible actually advocates for pot and homosexuality

Leviticus:12 - "If a man lies down with another man, they both should be stoned."

Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?

The “NR, eh?”

A pro life advocate asked me how I’d feel if I was aborted

I wouldn’t.

Schrodinger’s cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it’s widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he’s rolling in his grave...

and not

My old pastor was an outspoken advocate for Amazon.

I guess you could say he was a Prime minister.

Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence?

Because Hindus don't like beef

Worker- Can I get a raise? Boss- Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment.

Worker- I don't get it !

Boss- That's right.

An old man, a schoolboy, a lawyer, a doctor, and a community service worker are all on a plane with only four parachutes when...

The pilot of the plane has a stroke and passes away. As the plane plummets its passengers to death the five members of the aircraft argue over who deserve to have the four bags containing the parachutes.

Social Worker: I deserve to live because I protect vulnerable children and support famili...

What do you call a bicyclist advocate?

A spokesperson

An animal rights advocate got really upset with me after I told them that I wash my dog with my own shampoo instead of pet shampoo...

...I reassured her that it had already been tested on animals.

To play devil’s advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He’s sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

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Why is Gordon Ramsay such a big advocate for safe sex?

Because without a condom, it's fucking raw.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

Why did the atheist get in an argument with the priest?

He was playing devil's advocate

My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights...

My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it.

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY

Back in the olden days, Meteors were NOT allowed on Earth...

After a long run of protests and lobbying by Meteor advocate groups, all of Earth now has meteor rights.

A scientist and the Catholic Pope were eating lunch together while discussing the latest news in scientific discovery.

Scientist: Right now, my research team is working on trying to clone insects using gene-replicating techniques.

Pope: That is very interesting! How far have you come along with it?

Scientist: We have engineered the cloning process, now we are going to execute our next phase which is ex...

Business can be generated any how!

An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.


He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colo...

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The Pope visits Alabama and sees two white guys pulling a black guy out of a river on a rope.

The pope orders the pope-mobile to stop and he gets out to praise the two guys for such an act of kindness and for breaking down racial boundaries in this modern society. He blesses the two men and says he will see them in heaven.
 

Cletus turns to Bobby Joe and asks *“who the fu...

What's the difference between Karl Marx and Donald Trump?

Trump only advocates the seizing of a *woman's* means of production

Why did the satanist become a lawyer?

He wanted to be the devil's advocate.

Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism...

I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing.

Lawyers and Loopholes

To all my Advocate Friends
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...

Ordered 2 drinks
and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them...
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...

The lawyer...

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