Recent combat maneuvers and successes have shown that Russia has the second strongest military
...in Ukraine
Why is the Spanish Army so good at flanking maneuvers?
NO ONE EXPECTS A SPANIARD IN POSITION!
Wife stops husband from doing what he wants
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”
Edna always replied, “I know Buddy but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
One year Buddy and Edna went to the state...
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year.
One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50 dollars. Having never been in a helicopter in all his years, Bill begged Helen to let them ride. She refused, quipping "50 bucks is 50 bucks."
The following year, the man was there again, and again Bill begged for a ride. Again H...
How does honeysuckle avoid predators?
Invasive maneuvers.
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde were all in a car driving down an empty road that stretched for miles alongside a farm.
“Drive faster!” Entices the Redhead.
The car picks up speed.
“Fassterrr!!” Demanding the Blonde...
A merchant ship captain spots a pirate vessel in the distance...
He says, "First mate, there is a pirate vessel coming straight for us. We must take evasive maneuvers. And bring me my red shirt."
The first mate says, "Your red shirt? Why captain?"
Captain says, "So if I am wounded in the coming battle, the men won't know see me bleed."
"Good ...
A man gives helicopter rides at the yearly state fair for twenty dollars.
One year, a couple comes up to the ride and bickers with each other about spending the twenty dollars for the ride. The conversation ends with the husband saying, "You know...twenty dollars is twenty dollars" and they walk away.
This goes on for years, same bickering, always ending with husb...
A husband and wife attend the same fair every year for 50 years
Every year the husband asks his wife if they can go on the helicopter tour for $50 and she says no, because $50 is $50.
On the 50th year at the fair the husband is arguing with his wife about going on the ride and she gives him the same response: "no, $50 is $50."
This year the pilot ...
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An Army general, an Air Force general and a Navy admiral were having lunch and talking at the officers club when the topic of bravery came up in their conversation.
The Air Force man said that the men in the Air Force were the bravest of all the U.S. troops. The Army man said: "That's bullshit, everyone knows the Army has the bravest men serving the country. The admiral blurted out that they were both full of shit and that everyone in the country knew that the ...
Fifty Dollahs Is Fifty Dollahs
Herman and Zelda meet, fall in love, and marry. They're a young couple without much money, but lots of love between them. Every summer, they make a point to attend the county fair because they love walking hand in hand and exploring the attractions. And every summer, there's a helicopter ride at the...
50 bucks is 50 bucks.
Lois and Stan have been married for 35 years and every year they go to the state fair when it's in town. This year they have a new ride called 'The Helicopter ride'. $50 for a ride in the helicopter for 25 minutes. Stan really wants to ride it so he asks his wife if they can go. She declines say...
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