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Action Film Jokes

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Batman, but it’s a Japanese action film

Mighty Orphan Power Ranger

My friend said "Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"

So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."

I wish I had started a squib company before the rise of action films happened

I'd have made a bloody fortune!

Some Arnie jokes

My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

She'll be back.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.

He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".

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A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to ma...

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