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Structural Engineer Jokes

I've got a friend who is a structural engineer.

He's always complaining about stress at work.

My friend is a structural engineer.

He is always complaining about stress at work.

Did you hear the one about the structural engineer's first day on the job?

It was riveting.

A structural engineer walked into a bar...

...this is when he realised his building design was flawed.

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Why should you respect pornstars more than structural engineers?

Most pornstars I've seen are better at handling distributed loads.

Structural Engineering

Because architects don’t know what physics is.

Three Engineers are Discussing God

The structural engineer says "I think God must've been a structural engineer. The musculoskeletal system is perfectly designed to allow us to walk upright."

The electrical engineer says "Interesting, but you are obviously wrong. God is an electrical engineer. The nervous system is so compl...

Three engineers argue about who designed the human body

"Look at all the supports and joints... " said the first engineer, "... it must have been a structural engineer."

"No, no, it was an electrical engineer; just look at the nervous system and all its connections and wiring." said the second engineer.

"Both of you are wrong" exclaimed th...

A group of Engineers are in a bar and the conversation turns to religion,...

The System Engineer says, "God must be an Systems Engineer, look at the design of the human nervous system. Millions of signals flying back and forward at enormous speeds, all controlled by a massively powerful processing system that can make billions of calculations every second. Only the greatest ...

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