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Seismic Jokes

When I die, I want to be buried in an area with lots of seismic activity

Strictly for the good vibes

My seismic device has been stolen...

...The results could be earth-shattering

Two missionaries...

Were in a foreign country, when their captured by a group of cannibal. So the cannibals put the missionaries in a big cauldron filled with water over a fire to boil. The two missionaries are sitting in the cauldron when one of them bursts out laughing. The other one looks at him and says " look, we'...

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