Towers Jokes - 14 Hilarious Towers Jokes

Why is the tower of Pisa leaning?

Cause it has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Two radio towers fell in love with each other

They are on the same wavelength.

What do the Twin Towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common?

They both went down on my dad.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well

Why can’t the Uk and the USA play chess anymore?

Because one lost its queen and the other lost its two towers

Jenga Towers

At Highschool we have a test every week and my teacher lets the person with the highest score bring in their favourite board game. For years, my favourite game has been Jenga, the falling towers game.

So on friday the 8th in the first week of September I finally get the highest score and the ...

Did you guys hear about the two cellphone towers that got married?

It was a nice ceremony, but the reception was *amazing.*

Little known fact: as a joke, Peter Jackson made some of the Ents drink tea and chat in the background during the big fight scene at Isengard in the Two Towers

In other words, the real joke is in the calm Ents.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What do you call a woman who spends a lot of time in church towers?

Belle.

I keep telling this joke about the plane that crashed into the twin towers

It's a shame it never lands

Did you hear about the new cathedral with no chimes whose towers won an architectural award?

It won the no-bell prize.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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