"Do you accept Allah as your God and Mohammad as your prophet?"
"Will you jihad for the glory of God and his prophet?"
"Do you believe that after you die, you will join your brethren in God's paradise where rivers of...
Why does France have so many rivers?
Water follows the path of least resistance.
A woman's dog falls into a river
She screamed for help and a strong Russian man jumped into the river and rescued the dog. After the dog was out, he told the lady to wrap him in towels to keep him warm. The lady asked "are you a vet?" And the Russian man replied "are you insane of course I'm wet."
Name the smaller rivers that run into the Nile
One day an atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. " And to think they were all created by a cosmic accident" As he was walking alongside the river he suddenly heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path but he looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. Suddenly he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up he saw the bear right on top of him...
People tell me there are lots of rivers in Africa. They're wrong, there's only one.