People tell me there are lots of rivers in Africa. They're wrong, there's only one.
One day an atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. " And to think they were all created by a cosmic accident" As he was walking alongside the river he suddenly heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path but he looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. Suddenly he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up he saw the bear right on top of him...
Why are so many rivers in India polluted?
Why does France have so many rivers?
Water follows the path of least resistance.
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A snake bit a man on his penis
Two friends were hiking deep in the woods for a few days. On the second day, while one hiker is peeing, he is bitten by a snake on his penis. Through excruciating pain, he manages to crawl back to the campsite to his friend.
\*"A snake bit me on the penis!! You need to go get help!"\*
God creates Canada.
On the 6th day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains,beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-l...