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Statuses Jokes

There are three melon farmers with different marital statuses.

One has a wife and farms honeydew.


The second has a husband and sells watermelon.


The third cantaloupe.

Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?

That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium…

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