My friends tell me that I make a lot of tautological statements.

Whatever. It is what it is.

Tech company mission statements be like

We're a customer centric organization and we deliver the value of IOT, cloud, big data, blockchain, machine learning, and artificial intelligence by using design thinking to drive digital transformation for the connected enterprise.

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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me ...

The Paradox Association has fragmented due to internal conflicts.

Many members have subsequently joined The Irony Society, but leaders of both organizations have issued statements clarifying that simultaneous membership remains an unresolved issue.

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I'm terrified of objective statements.

Wait, fuck

I forgot how to write concise statements

It's a real pithy

I'm sick and tired of debating people about burqas, niqābs and hijabs etc.

So many blanket statements.

I feel a bit bad for making blanket statements.....

It's my quilty pleasure.

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I hate blanket statements.

They're all bullshit!

I hate it when people misappropriate common words to add dramatic emphasis to their statements.

It literally makes me physically ill.

I shouldn’t make blanket statements about autistic people but…

a lot of them do enjoy being wrapped in blankets.

I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements

It's putting me to sleep

True, but not true?

I read an article that claimed 1 in 5 statements are false or misleading, but the other 4 statements in the same article seemed pretty accurate to me, so I am fairly certain that statistic is wrong.

Everybody's trying to make clever statements on Twitter.

In the end they always turn out as 'Stupid autocovfefe!'

There are many contradictory statements like...

Pacifist mass murder, Clinton keeping emails, and Apple is innovative.

Why do Afghans dislike being stereotyped?

They hate people making blanket statements about them.

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