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I really hate those russian stacking dolls.

They are so full of themselves.

I was stacking rusty blocks yesterday and got poked

I went to the doctor today and he told me I had tetris.

I've been hearing about bed stacking conspiracies

It's only a matter of time before someone debunks them

A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any blackberries? "

The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of blackberries, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"

The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the blackberries are.

The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her "...

We were eating dinner the other day when I noticed my brother was cutting his steak and stacking it up. I had to knock it over

The stakes were just too high...

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As a single guy living alone, I get invited to dinners with family friends or my parents or friends parents places. When use the bathroom I notice that every one seems they have these toilet paper holders, like little stacks of 2 to 4 brand new toilet paper rolls in some form of stacking device.....

I think back to my place & financial situation making one Toilet roll last as long as possible, to ensure that I keep to my tight budget of living alone with a dead end job.

To me itā€™s like these toilet roll stacks in the bathroom feel almost like a ostentatious display of the peopleā€™s li...

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Three soldiers come back home from a gruesome battle in Afganistan

The army tells them ā€œYou will be given the highest decorations, and you will also receive ANYTHING you wish forā€

The first soldier says ā€œ I want 2 Million dollarsā€ and itā€™s done

The second one goes ā€œDamn, these guys arenā€™t fucking around huh...I want 5 Millionā€ and gets them

The...

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A woman walks into a supermarket and sees the man she recently spent a night with.

He is stacking boxes of washing up liquid in a display window. "You lying son of a bitch!" She yells. "You told me you were a stunt pilot!"

"No." He replies. "I told you I was part of the ariel display team."

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