...you should probably be more concerned about confronting your horse concerning his drug problem.
What do a haystack and an anti-vaxxer’s kid have in common?
It’s rare to find a needle in either of them.
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I finally convinced my girlfriend to have sex on a haystack.
When we were ready, she said "Now we only need to find the needle."
Whenever anybody says they are trying to find a needle in a haystack, I cant help but wonder...
...who was shooting up in the barn?
There are three people running from the cops. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and one was a blonde.
Eventually, they find a barn and try to hide from the police.
The brunette decides to hide in a haystack, the redhead decides to hide in a horse trough, and the blonde decides to hide in a bunch of potato sacks.
When the police come by the haystack, they hear a rustle.
An eighty-six year old lady was being interviewed by the quizmaster on TV...
quizmaster: "You look wonderful."
old lady: "Yes...I've never had a sick day in my life."
quizmaster: "I'm astonished! You've never been bedridden even once?"
old lady: "Oh, many times. And three times in the haystack."
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Three dudes sneak into a barn
So, three dudes sneak into a barn, and they're forced to sleep on the same haystack. The morning after, the dude on the left says, "I had a dream that I was getting the best handjob!" The dude on the right says, "Holy shit, I had the same dream!" The dude in the middle goes,"I dreamt that I ...
The devotee and the mad elephant
There once was a wise Guru who lived in a temple. He had several devotees who studied under him. Every day, he would teach them things about God and world.
"Guru, where is God?" asked a devotee one day.
"Everywhere, my son," said Guru.
"Yes, everywhere. In e...
Translated Chinese joke
Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!
Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off
Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out
Bad news: The parachute failed midair
Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him ...
Two old jokes my dad told me
These are two jokes my dad used to tell me when I was a kid. ___________________ Unfortunately, a man fell out of an airplane.
Fortunately, there was a haystack below him.
Unfortunately, there was a pitchfork in the haystack.
Fortunately, he missed the pitchfork.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman
Found themselves aboard a plane that is about to crash. The Englishman decides he would rather die on his own terms and yells "god save me" and jumped. Miraculously he landed on a haystack safe and sound. The Irishman, seeing this, thinks he too might as well give it a try. So he yells out loud "god...
Heroin use among horses have grown
But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack.
A man was driving around the countryside in his new sports car, moving at speeds that bordered on unsafe.
A man was driving around the countryside in his new sports car moving at speeds that bordered on unsafe. When checking his rear-view mirror he noticed that a small object followed by a trail of dust was closing fast. His curiosity piqued he slowed a bit to get a better look. As the object came into ...
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde rob a bank and lose the cops long enough to find a place to hide.
They drive until they find an empty barn, ditch their car, and duck inside just as they start to hear sirens. The brunette hides in a barrel, the redhead hides in a haystack, and the blonde hides in a burlap sack, and shortly thereafter, a police officer comes into the barn to search for them. ...
Did you hear about the farmer who was a heroin addict?
He had to quit in the end, because he couldn't find a needle in a haystack.