Southern France Jokes - 6 Hilarious Southern France Jokes

Southern France is Nice

But Gibraltar totally rocks!

My friend just bought a house in a coastal city in southern France.

It’s Nice.

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Did you know? In Marseille, they actually give you a certificate with every souvenir you buy, as a means of demonstrating that it's a genuine product of southern France.

It's proven Provence province provenance.

Why not go to southern France?

There's nothing Toulouse

What did the English general say after a successful bombing raid on a city in southern France?

Be careful. At this point, they don't have much Toulouse.

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Me and the missus were touring southern France looking for interesting places to have sex, and we found the perfect city for a 69

Nice.

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