kissing a girl on her sofa

She said "let’s take this upstairs".

“Ok” I said “ You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”

As a musician I’m jealous sofas

They can at least support a family of 4 comfortably Edit:*about

Evening, husband sits on the sofa

Suddenly, a balcony door opens, and wife’s lover jumps in. He greets the husband and heads to the bedroom.

In the morning he goes out and tells husband:

“Your wife was kinda cold tonight”

“Well when she was alive she wasn’t that hot ether.”

I yelled at my wife today for keeping broken condoms on the sofa

She answered that I shouldn't call our kids like that

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