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Sofas Jokes

Stands, tables, meatballs, sofas and Sweden

It's an IKEA joke...some assembly required

As a musician Iā€™m jealous sofas

They can at least support a family of 4 comfortably Edit:*about

I yelled at my wife today for keeping broken condoms on the sofa

She answered that I shouldn't call our kids like that

Grandpa Joe was being taken by his grandchildren to his new nursing home.

The family bought Grandpa Joe in on his wheelchair.

A kind young nurse met them. "Welcome to our nursing home! Let me show you around!" She said in a friendly tone, as she took the wheelchair.

She wheeled him into a large room full of sofas, with a big TV screen. "This is the lounge. Y...

I'm Going To Open A New Furniture Shop

It's going to specialize in couches/sofas/chairs, etc...

It shall be named:

The Shack of Sit

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