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One day I’m going to open a furniture store named Sofa King.

That way I can make late night tv commercials and shout “our prices are Sofa King low!”

There was this company names "sofa king". But we didn't buy anything from them because...

the prices were sofa king high.

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Today I had sex with the couch

It felt sofa king good.

I’m not prince barstool tired...

I’m not Queen deck chair tired

I’m sofa king tired

My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses.

She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'.

There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing.

That's sofa king nice.

Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution?

He was sofa king comfortable.

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