Sean Connery built a magnificent bookcase

It was the centerpiece of the library in his mansion and even the Queen herself praised it as one of the top bookcases in all of England. Everyone who ever visited his library has marvelled at the sheer greatness of this bookcase and many said that if acting didn't work out, that he would have had ...

Sean Connery was arranging his bookcase when one of the books fell from the top and landed on his head.

Unfortunately Sean Connery only had his shelf to blame.

A bookcase I built just collapsed

I have only my shelf to blame.

I've got an Ikea bookcase that's lasted me 30 years.

Granted, it was in pieces for 29 of those.

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So I put a suction cup dildo on my bookcase for my wife

She slapped me and said "You can go fuck your shelf".

What did the depressed bookcase say?

I'm going to kill my shelf

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The Royal Newspaper

The Queen was overjoyed to receive a new royal pet, a tiny Siamese kitten. But one day, the kitten simply disappeared and servants searching high and low could not find her.

One servant thought he heard a scratching noise behind a small mouse hole in the wall, so the King ordered the hole to...

My friend got crushed when a Billy bookcase fell on him in Ikea yesterday. He's decided not to sue though...

He says it was a shelf inflicted injury.

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A man wakes hungover

A man wakes up in his bed with a terrible hangover. He looks to his bedside table and finds some ibuprofen and a glass of water. He glances around the bedroom and sees that it is cleaner than usual and his work clothes are laid out. He pops the ibuprofen and washes it down with water, and finds a no...

That moment when your neighbour is ringing at your door at 3am like crazy...

But luckily you‘re still awake because you‘re drilling holes for your new IKEA bookcase

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