A bookcase I built just collapsed

I have only my shelf to blame.

I've got an Ikea bookcase that's lasted me 30 years.

Granted, it was in pieces for 29 of those.

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So I put a suction cup dildo on my bookcase for my wife

She slapped me and said "You can go fuck your shelf".

What did the depressed bookcase say?

I'm going to kill my shelf

My friend got crushed when a Billy bookcase fell on him in Ikea yesterday. He's decided not to sue though...

He says it was a shelf inflicted injury.

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A man wakes hungover

A man wakes up in his bed with a terrible hangover. He looks to his bedside table and finds some ibuprofen and a glass of water. He glances around the bedroom and sees that it is cleaner than usual and his work clothes are laid out. He pops the ibuprofen and washes it down with water, and finds a no...

That moment when your neighbour is ringing at your door at 3am like crazy...

But luckily you‘re still awake because you‘re drilling holes for your new IKEA bookcase

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