A blonde is on a 2 seater aeroplane when the pilot suddenly passes out.
Not knowing how to fly the plane she grabs the radio and says: "Mayday, mayday, my pilot just died!"
Ground control received her call for help and replies: "Don't worry maam I'll talk you down, just do as I say.”
First I need you to give me your height and position? Blonde: "I'm 5'2 an...
Canada's worst air disaster occurred earlier this morning when a Cessna 152 (a small two-seater plane) crashed into a cemetery in central Newfoundland.
Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 825 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
Ya'll hear about that two-seater plane that crashed into the graveyard?
It was a bloody disaster, authorities dug up nearly 300 bodies
A two-seater plane crashed in a cemetery in Lahore
Pakistani police has so far discovered 25 bodies
A pilot is flying a small one-seater plane over southern Africa in 1960...
when suddenly, his navigation equipment stops functioning. Because he has a general idea of where to go, he decides to keep flying.
Several hours pass, and the pilot is getting worried. He's running low on fuel, and doesn't have any idea where he is. He decides that he will land at the next r...
The Olympics of who has more children.
A battle between an American, a Brit, and a Filipino.
It's a competition of who has the most number of children the story of how the Filipino beat the American and a Brit.
It's the Olympics and a lot of audience gathered in a dome, a massive 80,000-seater oval dome. All seats are...
This is a true story of a poor ditzy blond flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic,calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help Me! Pl...
*kissing on small couch*
Her: We should have a threes-
Me: I'll call Karen
Her: ...three-seater. Karen?
Me: I believe Karen sells furniture
There were three balloons...
A mummy balloon, a daddy balloon and a baby balloon. The mummy and daddy balloon were watching TV and sitting on the lovely two seater sofa. The baby balloon ask his parents 'can I please sit on the sofa with you?' his father replies 'no, son. There is simply not enough room on the sofa for you.' De...
Worst air disaster in Irish aviation history has been reported.
Single seater airplane crashed, so far 985 bodies recovered, emergency services continue to dig to find casualties.
Spokesman has said unsure why pilot crash landed in a cemetery.