Did you know that Thomas Jefferson invented the swivel chair

Guess he really loved Revolutions after all.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My wife was really pissed off at my impulse purchase of an expensive swivel chair, but then she sat on it.

Eventually she came around.

I asked my girlfriend what the most NSFW thing she could think of is.

She thought for a while before replying, "Probably standing on a swivel chair to change a light bulb that hasn't been turned off."

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