I named my sons Ethanol and Methanol

They’re now known as the chemical brothers

There's a bottle full of methanol in a chemistry lab...

...there's a note attached to it: "don't drink it, or else you will go blind."
The next day, the bottle is half empty and someone added to the note: "I will risk one eye."

I put methanol in the punch bowl...

...and now I can't find the punch line.

A chemical asks the other...

"Is methanol rude to people?"

Nah, turns out he was pretty formal

I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack

It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol.

(Blind jokes are the best kind)

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