Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?

To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.

What do you call someone who only drinks kosher Hydrochloric Acid?

Acidic Jew

My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system.

Her accusations are baseless.

"What's HCl?"

"uhhhh I can't remember. It's on the tip of my tongue!"

"SPIT IT OUT! It's Hydrochloric Acid!"

Remember to NEVER taste-test liquid samples on the job!

Anyways, thank you for listening for my story on how I lost my job at the hydrochloric acid processing plant.

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A guy was recruited for the first settlement on another planet....

The Settlement Chief met him on the landing site.

"This place is going to take some getting used to. It's like a mirror version of Earth. The elements which are rare on Earth are the most abundant here while the common elements are extremely rare."

"So why are we here then," the guy a...

Sorting out Problems

Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution.

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Chemistry [long]

So I was just hanging out in my chemistry class. It was lab day so we had a few things we had to do. I was working with my group and we were studying acids and bases and how they react and neutralize. I had to go up to the front to get some Sodium Bicarbonate, which is a pretty strong base. Bases wi...

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