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My eyes light up when I hear a joke about water.

They love aqueous humour.
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Why did the eyeball give dry jokes?

It ran out of aqueous humor.
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Have you heard about the joke about the inner eye?

It’s aqueous humor.
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Why did Helen Keller not get the joke about the fishes ?

Because she didn't have aqueous humour
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Wife calls her scientist husband...

"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for som...

My Memory is like a Goldfish.

Like a Goldfish, all my memories start with water in front of my eyes.
Just some aqueous humor for you guys.
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