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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

Don't lye.

It makes you basic.

Handcrafted soap is the best

No lye.

The formula for bleach is NaOH

Ha, I just lyed to you.

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A military officer by the name of Major Bed had arrived in Thailand for an undercover job...

For the job to be an utmost success, he needed to get plastic surgery to change his identity a bit as well as a new ID. He found a renowned doctor who also made fake ID's and made an appointment for the next day.

After he made the appointment, he had the full day to fuck around so he decided ...

My friend said he doesn't believe that soap works.

He said it was all a lye.

Why should you never trust what it says on a bar of soap?

They always lye.

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Pinocchio.

What would happen to Pinocchio if he said "my nose is going to grow" he would be telling a lie so his nose would then grow,but because it is growing it would make Pinocchio's statement true which would mean that his nose won't grow or might stop growing, but then again because it will stop growing i...

I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution.

But then that would be a lye.

Fairly Dry, Fairly Dark

I honestly don't think people should be covering up their bodies. I don't think people should hide their bodies away from society. No. I think that people need to dispose of their bodies safely, with Lye or perhaps some sort of Acid. Because really, any evidence is too much evidence these days.

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