The Charlie Brown Foundation is now accepting donations.
All proceeds go towards good grief counsellors.
Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives.
I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.
Why did Charlie Brown take his pole dancing routine so seriously?
He was tired of doing comic strips.
Lucy, Linus, and Charlie Brown are assigned a history project.
Each person was assigned a country to report on.
“Wow!” Lucy said. “I got Italy!”
“Interesting” exclaimed Linus. “I got Germany.”
With dismay, Charlie Brown said, “I got Iraq.”
I always have that dream being in a fake taxi with Charlie Brown.
It's driving me nuts.
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Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead.
You know what they say.
You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.
What does Charlie Brown on Halloween and a U.S. Marine finding out where hes getting deployed in 2004 have in common?
They can both be heard dejectedly saying "I got a rock."
How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to snoopy's evemtual death?
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles...
In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy.
They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn't.
The flight attendant said, "Sorry, but we don't serve Peanuts on this flight."
Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college....
He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.
She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."
Upside to masks
The only upside to wearing a mask during COVID, other than not getting sick and dying alone drowning in one's own fluids, is that this last holiday season I watched all the "Charlie Brown" specials and understood everything the teacher said.
After 6 months (or so) of listening to people talk with masks on
I finally understand what Charlie Browns teacher was saying
The Peanuts gang goes to a WWE show, each one randomly picking a WWE legend from a hat to dress up as for the show. Linus: "I got John Cena!" Peppermint Patty: "I got Becky Lynch! Who'd you get, Chuck?"
Charlie Brown: "I got The Rock."
Godzilla is destroying a city and eating all sorts of humans.
His accomplice Bobzilla shows up with Charlie Brown, Lucy, Schroeder, and Snoopy, offering them to Godzilla.. He quickly says no. “Bobzilla, you know I have a peanut allergy!”