A bard and a priest are trapped amid rising floodwaters.
"What are we gonna do?!" Screams the bard.
"Quick," the priest says,"Give me your guitar!"
"We're going to die and you want to play guitar?!" The bard exclaims.
And with a single strum, a white light envelops them. When the light clears, they find themselves o...
An old but timely parable / joke for our times
A river valley was flooding fast. A TV news bulletin warned residents to get to higher ground. But as everyone was evacuating, a smug Evangelist stood his ground and declared "I will pray to God to deliver me from this disaster!"
So he prayed.
Some time went by and the floodwaters ro...
There was a hunter who lived alone in the middle of the forest, in a small house by the river..
A short distance down a slope in front of his house, he had a garden where he would grow vegetables to supplement his diet of forest game and fish.
One morning, he awoke to the sounds of a thunderstorm and rushing water. Quickly getting dressed and stumbling outside, he saw the river ...
Fitting joke for Hurricane Harvey
This is a Joke my Dad (who is Catholic) once told me when I was young. With Hurricane Harvey currently outside my window, I was reminded of it. Maybe it will give some humor to those currently in worse off areas than I.
A woman lives on the Texas coastline. Her town orders her to evacua...
A woman sat on the roof of her house as the flood waters rose around her.
A man in a small motor boat pulled up and said, "Come on! We've got to go!" She replied, "No thank you. I'm waiting on the Lord to save me."
Not long after that, a helicopter hovered overhead and a rescue worker repelled down to try and save her. She said, "No thank you. I'm waiting on the L...
God will save me
A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.
A faithful Christian man heard the warning and decided to stay, saying to himself,...