One day, a farmer goes to the store...

He asked for one can of dog food.
Store owner: "Boy, you ain't got a dog."
Famer: "Yeah I do."
Store owner: "Prove it, then."
Farmer: "Fine!"
So the farmer got his dog and brung it to the store, and got his dog food and left.
The next day, the farmer goes back to the store.
Farm...

Chip shop fight

I got into a fight with a chip shop owner, we were wrestling on the floor and one of his assistents chucked yellow gunk over us, as I got up the owner pushed me and I fell into the fryer and in that moment I knew i'd been battered.

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Every time I go to the dentist...

Every time I go to the dentist, they always ask if I've been flossing. Not to be a liar, I tell them no.

"I could tell," the dentist will always say. "Your gums are red and inflamed."

Then he'll give a little lecture about how I need to be flossing every single day. Well, after my la...

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Man at a motel in the middle of nowhere

This joke is actually best heard in Hindi, let's see how well it does translated.

A man is staying in a room at a motel at night in the middle of nowhere, on his way to a different city. Being the only establishment as far as the eye can see, let's just say the management is lax about basic u...

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