A man walks into a bar with a little sliver of metal on his tie...

The barman says "sorry, we don't want your tie-pin here"

(Wholesome Dark Joke) Everyone knows that there is no God ...

Everyone knows that there is no God, and that after you die you just cease to exist. Sure, you might fool yourself into believing in a religion, but even then, deep down, there's that sliver of fear that there's no life after death, only silence and darkness. Dogs on the other hand, dogs go to heave...

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A guy strikes up a conversation with the guy next to him in an ER waiting room.

A guy is sitting in an ER waiting room. The guy next to him is complaining because he has a sliver of metal in his eye. The first guy says, “That’s got to be the worst thing that’s ever happened to you!” The second guy says, “No, actually, this one winter I was up at my hunting shack, and I had to ...

Why did the blonde enter the tennis courts naked?

Because the sign said tennis shoes only.


*edit*
Thanks for the sliver kind person

What did the Redditor say after he got a splinter?

Edit: thanks for the sliver!

2 Mexicans were walking through the desert...

It'd been more than a week since either of them had eaten anything, and their last bottle of water had just gone dry. They'd been walking for hours on end.

Suddenly on the horizon, one of the Mexican's spotted something. 'Look over there my friend, you see the green thing?'

His friend ...

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